I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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