Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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