direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I need a burrito and a hug.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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