How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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