i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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