but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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