Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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