dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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