real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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