Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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I want her autograph on my taint
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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