the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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