Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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