You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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