Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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