I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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