u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize