it's not cheating when I paid for it
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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