He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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