Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Randomize