You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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