I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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