I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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