So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
