don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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