Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I need a burrito and a hug.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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