is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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