The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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