let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
sarcasm needs its own font
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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