Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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