we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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