thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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