But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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