k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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