So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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