just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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