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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..

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  Both

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?

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• (518): View more from New York

  ...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home

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• (909): View more from California

  DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS

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