Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS