plz talk dirty to me
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
