Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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