This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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