Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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