Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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