sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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