brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
and she was petting her beer can
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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