i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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