god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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