you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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