dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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