The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
