Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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