It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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