Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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