i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i barfeds in our rink
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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