I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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