Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.