Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Randomize
