You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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