So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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